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    1. Thrashin' and Trashin'

    2005-09-12

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    2. Station Break

    2005-09-13

    Jon and his accomplices do the unthinkable when they decide to rob a town's police station, fire station, and courthouse.

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    3. Mayhem for the Moms

    2005-09-14

    Two women think their house, tenant, and adopted son are safe until a reformed burglar proves otherwise.

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    4. Skating Away with Goods

    2005-10-27

    A Skate Shop in New Jersey thinks their "surviellance cameras in use" sticker will deter burglars. But when Jon sees no cameras, it's a welcome sign to rob them.

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    5. See No Evil

    2005-09-15

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    6. Security Wild

    2005-09-16

    A homeowner thinks his handiwork will prevent a burglar from breaking in. After writing in to Matt and Jon, he is put to the test and fails miserably.

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    7. Par for the Course

    2005-09-19

    A family thinks their home in a gated community just off a golf course is safe from crooks.

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    8. Girls Day Out

    2005-09-20

    A single mom with two young daughters gets a lesson in home security.

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    9. Commuter Chaos

    2005-09-21

    A suburban couple learns a lesson on how to keep their home safe while they commute to the big city for work.

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    10. Hectic House

    2005-09-22

    Jon's next target is a house that has people always running in and out of.

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    11. Crime Fighting Duo

    2005-09-23

    A police officer and a forensic artist deal with burglaries everyday at work, but do nothing around their house to prevent it from happening to them.

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    12. Bar Crawl

    2005-09-12

    Jon and his accomplices prove just how vulnerable a New York City bar is to crooks after breaking in during broad daylight.

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    13. Crookin' in the Dark

    2006-11-06

    Jon uses a family's disagreement on how to protect their home to his advantage and cleans their house out.

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    14. Generation Gap

    When Jon and his accomplice pose as landscapers, they try to show a family that their hired help isn't who they turn out to be.

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    15. Party Time

    During happy hour, Jon overhears a couple brag about the toys in their house, tracks the house down, and robs the couple of their fun.

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    16. Dream Come True

    2006-11-27

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    17. I Love N.Y.

    2006-12-04

    Jon breaks in to the home of an FDNY firefighter and his wife while neighborhood children play out front.

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    18. B&B Break-in

    2006-12-11

    With the help of an accomplice, Jon sneaks into a bed and breakfast late at night and teaches the owners they need to check ID for everyone who stays there.

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    19. High Seas

    2006-12-18

    While a family takes a relaxing fishing trip, Jon and his accomplices clean out a vacation beach house.

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    20. McMansion

    After the homeowners arrive back to their multi-million dollar house, Jon adds their precious Jaguar to his list of stolen items.

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    21. Diamond in the Rough

    2007-01-08

    Ban, an antique collector, gets a rude awakening from Jon when they come face to face to his hallway.

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    22. Security Sisters

    2007-01-16

    While a meeting is being held on the top floor of a sorority house, pizza man Jon cleans the sisters out downstairs.

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    23. Solid Gold

    2007-01-22

    Matt and Jon target a home that is filled with rare memorabilia and a closet full of guitars.

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    24. Vacation Time

    2007-01-29

    While a husband and wife plan an RV trip with a friend, Jon robs their upstairs. After being disappointed by not finding the RV keys, he takes a peek at Matt's closed-circuit TVs and goes in for round 2.

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    25. Play Date

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    26. Home Alone

    2007-02-12

    Jon tries to teach two active teenage boys to lock up every time they leave the house.

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    27. Beach Hamlet Heist

    2007-02-20

    When the homeowners of a beach front house argue over their security, it makes the perfect target for Jon. Matt and Jon hope that after their intervention, the homeowners would know as much about security as the homeowners' youngest daughter.

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    28. Now You See It, Now You Don't

    2007-02-26

    Jon gets more than he bargained for when he robs the home of a family of magicians and the house fights back.

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    29. Swamp Thing

    2007-03-05

    With a swamp on one side and a giant hole in their fence, a family's home proves no match for Jon.

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    30. Monster Movies

    2007-03-12

    After being robbed in California, a monster-movie loving family moves to the Northeast in hopes of being safe. After Jon breaks in and steals all of their precious Godzilla toys, the family realizes crime is everywhere.

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    31. Speed Demons

    2007-03-19

    Jon targets a house with an ATV trailer across the street near their detached garage.

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    32. Empty Nest

    2007-03-20

    Now that her children have moved out of the house, a mother's security is on their minds and put to the test. Jon gets an unexpected visit from the police officer who lives right next door.

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    33. Dog Town and Thief Boys

    2007-03-28

    Jon has his eyes set on a vintage 1965 Ford Galaxy and will do anything to come home with it. As he tries to make his stylish getaway, the car proves to be troublesome, even with the homeowner inside the house.

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    34. Ambush Makeover

    2007-04-02

    After learning that a wife and mother is constantly telling her family to lock the doors and windows, Matt decides to change the layout just a bit. The mother gets a first hand look at her family's security flaws as she sits in the van with Matt and watches Jon break in.

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    35. Safe Haven

    2007-04-03

    With an increase in police patrol, Jon has no problem breaking into a house full of safes and cleans the family out.

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    36. Reversal of Fortune

    2007-04-09

    Jon sets his sights on another water front home and shows his strength as he carries a heavy safe right out the front door.

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    37. Gone in 60 Seconds

    2007-04-10

    After Jon spots two classic muscle cars in front of a house, he knows he must steal them by any means necessary; even if his accomplice has to lock the homeowner in an upstairs office.

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    38. Peeping Jon

    2007-04-11

    While loading up a family's belongings into his truck, a nosy neighbor decides to pay Jon a visit and teach him that leaving your keys in the truck doesn't always provide the fastest getaway.

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    39. Who Done It?

    2007-04-12

    While guests enjoy "Murder Mystery Theater" in a fancy bed and breakfast, they are oblivious to the crime spree happening right up stairs.

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    40. Ladies of the Lake

    2007-04-13

    Jon almost blows his cover when he walks up to what he thought was a single family home and runs into another family leaving. After a little confusion and a few seconds, Jon comes back with his accomplice and finishes the job. The family is soon thrown for a loop when they find out the person they saw as they left was the one who robbed them.

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