Two and a Half Men(2003)
Two adults. One kid. No grown-ups.
A hedonistic jingle writer's free-wheeling life comes to an abrupt halt when his brother and 10-year-old nephew move into his beach-front house.
- Created by:
- Lee Aronsohn, Chuck Lorre
- First aired:
- 2003-09-22
- Country:
- US
- Network:
- CBS
Episodes
1. The Ol' Mexican Spinach
★ 5.72014-10-30 · 21m
After a health scare on Halloween, Walden decides he needs to change his life.
2. A Chic Bar in Ibiza
★ 5.02014-11-06 · 21m
Alan has second thoughts about getting married after he's asked to sign a pre-nup.
3. Glamping in a Yurt
★ 5.42014-11-13 · 21m
Alan and Walden have a meeting with an adoption social worker that hinges on them being convincing as a loving couple. Lyndsey returns after 60 days in rehab.
4. Thirty-Eight, Sixty-Two, Thirty-Eight
★ 5.22014-11-20 · 21m
A birth mother considers having Walden and Alan adopt her baby.
5. Oontz. Oontz. Oontz.
★ 5.42014-11-27 · 21m
Walden becomes a foster parent to a 6-year-old boy, but worries about himself when they don't hit it off like he hoped.
6. Alan Shot a Little Girl
★ 5.52014-12-04 · 21m
Alan breaks Walden's rules when he realizes that Louis thinks he's cool, and he wants it to stay that way.
7. Sex with an Animated Ed Asner
★ 5.22014-12-11 · 21m
Alan and Walden befriend three moms at a kids’ gym, but things get complicated when Walden becomes attracted to one of them. Alan goes out for a girls’ night with a group of moms.
8. Family, Bublé, Deep-Fried Turkey
★ 5.52014-12-18 · 21m
Alan and Walden attempt to convince Louis that Santa Claus is real.
9. Bouncy, Bouncy, Bouncy, Lyndsey
★ 5.52015-01-08 · 21m
Walden discovers how challenging it is to be intimate with women when his foster son, Louis, is in the house. Also, Herb asks Alan if he can go on a date with Lyndsey.
10. Here I Come, Pants!
★ 5.42015-01-15 · 21m
Alan takes it upon himself to help Walden keep Louis after the social worker discovers he and Walden are not really a gay couple.
11. For Whom the Booty Calls
★ 5.12015-01-22 · 21m
Walden joins a group for adoptive fathers, and finds it to be a nice escape from Alan.
12. A Beer-Battered Rip-Off
★ 5.42015-01-29 · 21m
When Alan breaks up with their social worker to get back together with Lyndsey, Walden worries it will affect Louis’ adoption.
13. Boompa Loved His Hookers
★ 5.22015-02-05 · 21m
Walden fears if he breaks up with Ms. McMartin, it will jeopardize his adoption of Louis. Also, Alan hesitates when Lyndsey asks him to move in with her.
14. Don't Give a Monkey a Gun
★ 5.52015-02-12 · 21m
After they sign their divorce papers, Walden offers Alan the gift of his choice, but when Alan chooses something selfish and impractical, it puts his relationship with Lyndsey on the line.
15. Of Course He's Dead (1)
★ 4.42015-02-19 · 18m
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
16. Of Course He's Dead (2)
★ 4.92015-02-19 · 21m
Charlie Harper is alive. Or is he?
Where to watch
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Cast
Ashton Kutcher
Walden Schmidt
Jon Cryer
Alan Harper
Conchata Ferrell
Berta
